A letter to the spider living in my bathroom
Dear Spider living in my bathroom, This is your landlord. I really don't mind you living here, I don't mind at all. But after finding myself violated by yet another of Nature's tiny winged vampires (aka. mosquitoes) that managed to squeeze its way through the bathroom window screen, I have decided that you need to do more to earn your keep around here. I know that you've been working very hard and I know exactly what you're going to say: "Look at the web I just abandoned, don't you see how many carcasses of tasty treats there are, and don't you see me munching on that big juicy bug I caught this morning?" Yes, yes, I see all that, and I suppose that you want me to clean up your old web so that when you're finished with your current one, you can move back over there, but all these things really aren't good enough. A person should never have to live in fear of having her blood sucked right out of her own body and then have an itchy, p